dear christian and neiman,

we need to have a talk.

photo courtesy neiman marcus

what the HELL are you thinking? putting shoes like these in a very public place, where i can see them, and click on a little button and buy them is INCREDIBLY irresponsible. don't you know i would be willing to sacrifice my rent check/first born/car payment for these? so what's a little loan defaulting and sh*tty credit score when i could have these lovelies on my feet...in this economy, for you to tempt me into this is downright dangerous.

note to self: find a job outside of the non-profit world or marry well. immediately. your feet NEED these.