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i feel pretty certain that many of you chickadees are already tuned into the mahhhhhvelousness of this website. but for those of you who aren't, enjoy. i'm beyond thrilled this wasn't around while i was in college. here are two of my personal favorites:

(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance a completely legitimate question, in my opinion

(215): Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT. although i prefer my mind-altering chemicals to be in liquid martini form, i can understand this feeling. i get overwhelmed while sober in dsw.